Hey. What's happening? Is your cat food in the bathroom, your fridge in the dining room, your dining room in the parlor, your food in the basement, and your socks full of stain? Do you know under which sheet awaits your stitching project? Did you waste hours having floor stain custom matched, only to have them then tell you that they won't be getting any in until Friday afternoon? Did you want to rip the face off an arrogant and nasty manager? Did you go elsewhere and have it mixed beautifully, come home and find out that it looks orange in your home and not as it did in the store? Did you run out to get more of the dark walnut to add to it and have an 82 year old make a left hand turn into you as you were proceeding through the intersection and total your 10 year old favorite car with only 40,000 miles on it? Are your arms and jaw numb? Are you afraid to have an MRI and hear bad news? Do you have any idea what to do for a vehicle since 10 year old cars are worthless? Did you know your "deluxe" auto insurance has no allowance for a rental? Did you go home and stain the flooring because the floor pros were coming to topcoat it in the morning? Did they tell you it would be dry in 2 hours and they would come back for the final coat at noon? Did your floor not dry at all? Did you have to take the never used front door off its hinges to get into the house because it's now the only way in? Did you get mad enough to walk on it anyway and stick to it? Did you find out that the final coat has AMBER in it which will make your floor orange since it was custom mixed to match the already amber adjacent floor? Do you have a choice of clear? Are you fuming that you didn't know this? Did you know another product can't be used over this first coat because it is a two step finish and you have no choice but to have a pumpkin floor? Do you have a headache, feel shaky, stiff, bitchy, and hot?
WELL DO YOU?????????
Then join me in a toast to being alive, and being able to accept the foul balls that we are thrown. As foul as they are, they would feel like over-the-plate home runs to others dealing with much more, so swing away and be thankful.
Until you get the results, and then be mad as hell. Be thankfully mad.
We can be both.
We can be both.
Embrace your day!