Apr 6, 2017

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.  I know I am.
 
My mother saw this t-shirt box online and made one for us.  It's the perfect place to hide when she is "moody".  That word doesn't really come close to her attitude and I can tell you, I don't like it one bit.  Not one bit!   I don't really give a catnip rip about what's causing it.   Can't tell you how many times I hear the door fling open and I see her standing outside, rain and all.  Clothes come off, too.  It's a scary scene folks.  So I'm staying in here until things improve.  I thought it would be better in the evening when she is busy with that little piece of cloth.
 
 
But then she starts counting and obscenities ensue.  "Another error!!  Dammit!!" (That's not the word she used.)  Things go from bad to worse and I'm afraid to even look out the hole.  I can't tell you how many times this has happened, and for such a small piece of cloth!  What's her problem?  I heard her say something about developing a new method called "error stitching" instead of frogging.  I've heard of frogs, Nitzy got one last year, but I don't see anything hopping up and down except for her head.   The guy that scratches me told her that it isn't noticeable, she looked at him without saying a word, and he quietly got up and moved to another room.  Personally, the way she stains and beats up those cloth things I don't know why it bothers her.  I think it's because the more errors, the more corrections, the more frustration, the less fun.  Best I stay in my t-shirt box until this blows over.
 
Have a nice day.
Bud
 
 

15 comments:

Rugs and Pugs said...

ROFLMBO!!!

Winnie Nielsen said...

Hahahahahaha, Bud!!! You have a great sense of humor!Oh my how we humans are tough to live with at times!

Heritage Hall said...

Very funny and very clever...to see yourself as
the boxed one does.....LOL

Karen Budnick said...

You had me laughing, sitting here by myself...I also need a box to curl up in when the word gets a little crazy!

Truus said...

Poor Bud -how crazy she is! Hope for her that her stitching will go smoothly and she will enjoy her little piece.
Have a great weekend
Greetings Truus from Holland

Three Sheep Studio said...

Too, too funny. Us and our little pieces of cloth !
Rose

C. M. Designs said...

Dear Bud, she must not be eating any Dove lately ? Bless your heart.
Give your Mom time, she'll be okay when the weather gets warmer and she can get out an dig in the dirt.
Charlotte in Va.

CJ said...

Blame it on Weight Watcher's. With time this to shall pass. Hang in there, Bud!!

Penny said...

Dear Bud,
Your mother is not alone, nor are you. A couple of days ago I watched my mother ball up a piece of cloth she was stitching on and ram it into the garbage can beside her. A few minutes later she took the whole piece of linen (from which she cut the little piece of cloth) and that went into the can as well. I was thinking she was losing it, but kept it to myself. My ex-fiancé (and fellow shih tzu) was oblivious to it as he is to most things that go on around here.
Yesterday, she cut a different piece of cloth, and I am hoping for a better ending. Hang in there, Bud.
Peanut

diamondc said...

Oh my goodness Marley you crack me up. I thought you were talking about the cat, but when I read the wet clothes come off I as slow as I am put two and two together.

Blessings
Catherine

Shelly said...

Lol! Bud, be sure to tell your mother that instead of error stitching, she can call it Reverse Stitching! Sounds much better, right?! I think you should tell the 'guy' to get to the store, stat, and buy frosting in the tall container. That should help.

Krissy B. said...

Glad your company has left and things are back to your kind of normal. You were missed while eating donuts with with your cousin. Love the kitty box and will give it a try at the shelter. Thanks for the laughs.

Barb said...

A very cute post! I love hearing from Bud!

CathieJ said...

Aww, it will all blow over soon. You have a great place to hide out.

Cricket-bug Corner said...

that made me laugh out loud!!!

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