Feb 16, 2019

Oh Sally

Thanks for your help in locating a chart.  I found zilch when I searched for either, even when correcting Crafts to Cratis.  Following the given link to the Museum site I was smitten with Sally.   My last project was done from a photo, another attempt with Sally?  I love the colors and placements but do not care for pieces with more width than length.  Yes I'm weird but you already knew that.  The bluish grayish fabric is necessary for me to love this, I can't picture it on unbleached or light.  Maybe when I can see again!
 
I was going to call the needlework shop in Boardman to see if she would be willing to take my Dazor on a consignment.  It's over 30 years old I believe, the Circline model with the large weighted base and removable arm, plus a spare replacement bulb.  I used it maybe three times for stitching, four times for splinter removal.  I should really think about it though since they are quite expensive and I may one day wish I had it. 
 
Stopped at Pat Catan's for a few things and the parking lot was full.  Many items dwindling to a few remaining, paper mache boxes are almost gone.  They have the three heart set for 4.99 and I should have purchased just to have since HL and Michael's offer very few.  But I just got rid of boxes!  Also passed up a beautiful scarf of peacock feather design for Carole ($4.25!!).  Why didn't I buy it?
 
Left the store and traveled up the road to DD for another $2 cappuccino.  While waiting I see a monstrous SUV pull up with Impeach Trump stickers on it.  Oh no.  Please don't let me be in the middle of another uncivil and immature exchange, I just want my drink.  He comes in and orders two donut holes, one bag for each.  He pays for them and heads to the door.  I received my drink and needed a stir and napkin which are on the condiment display before exiting.  He's standing there, so I wait to the side of the table.  He asked for two bags for the donut holes because he emptied the trays into them.  Took all of the sugar packets, all of the syrups, all of the jellies, salts, peppers, Splenda, and every last creamer.  You son of a bitch.  You're driving a gas guzzling monster of a vehicle that cost upwards of $65000 and you bought two holes just for the bags so you could steal!!!  They are there for customers to use with their purchases, none of which are usable on your cheap ass donut hole, not to fill your cupboard!  
If I didn't have a 40 compression stocking to my waist hindering my Muhammad Ali dance, a brace on the other knee, chapped bleeding lips preventing me from shouting the marital art attack warning KIAI!, and both hands occupied with wallet and drink, I would have decked him. Sometimes I excuse people's behavior, sometimes I want to flatten them.  And sometimes I'm glad my body is unable to fulfill that wish, and my brain is smart enough to stop my mouth from spewing. 
 
Hope your weekend is going swell.
 
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15 comments:

Rugs and Pugs said...

That guy sounds like a real class act 😡😡😡
You pegged him perfectly. SOB!

Simply Quaint said...

Oh my gosh I shouldn’t really 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂but I’m ready to pee myself reading this.....your impression of yourself....oh Lordy be....but what a freaking a hole is right.......
Didn’t realize you’re around the corner, I’m 30 minutes from boardman 😀

Blessings

Barb said...

That is a pretty sampler! What horrid behavior, I just hate seeing things like that. Puts me in a very bad mood!! Your description of yourself was fun but the incident not at all!

Chrie said...

Cannot believe that jerk's behavior, but after all, seems he doesn't understand what illegal means so stealing isn't an issue for him. Very sad.

Dede said...

Oh wow! SOB is right. That is why businesses have to keep condiments behind counter. Always a rotten apple to ruin for everyone else. Hope karma gets him!

Anonymous said...

I love your sense of humor Marly - Kaia! With everything that goes on in your life that humor seems to come in handy.

Mary A said...

The guy sounds like a self-centered jerk who believes everyone should believe what he does and is the most important person on the planet. I hope you didn't hurt yourself trying to restrain your impulses (I would have let fly so you're a better man than I am).

Marilyn said...

We stopped going out with my husband's sister & husband because she did this.
Mu husband's family was brought up right.
Her husband taught her this.
She takes, all the sugars, jellies, crackers, even silverware!!
And what he ordered he sent back & said it was cold, just to get it for free!
It wasn't cold, he's just a cheap-ass!!
She has 2 kids by a different marriage, and every year at Christmas, they would buy the 2 girls..................NOTHING!!
They HAD to wait for the after-Christmas sales to get a gift.
He made good money too.
I could go on & on!!
Marilyn

TheCrankyCrow said...

Ok.....tears are running down my leg I am laughing so hard. Oh my heck. Happy Sunday Funny Girl....

TheCrankyCrow said...

Oh...and Sally is exquisite.....but I rather like the width...

Peddlecar Quilts said...

I'm at a loss for words! Some people have NO character whatsoever!!! Glad you got out and about though, it's fun to shop or look even if you don't buy. :)

Vickie said...

UnBeLiEvAbLe!

capecodgirl565 said...

Sounds so VERY typical of certain people. The world is there to serve them and apparently supply them with condiments of all kinds! Makes you want to scream.

Heritage Hall said...

Good think I did not have a mouth filled with liquid....
You tell em, Marly…. I stutter...LOL Hope you got his
license plate number, so informed DD could send him a note thanking
him for his business, but no thanks. Probably one of those paid
entitled political hacks who wouldn't know an honest purchase
if he saw one...pitiful creature.

Carol said...

What a pathetic jerk! I feel guilty if I even take more than one napkin!! I wonder how often that happens?

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