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Hi folks!  A week ago at this time, I was close to that bridge. 

Sick as I was, I still remember being shoved into a jail box, put into this large bright yellow cubical on wheels, and feeling like I was moving but I wasn't.  Weird.  Weak as I was, I had enough energy to let out an awful sound that no one heard before.  I continued as my jail box was carried into a room with lots of other prisoners.  People came to look into my cell and that big lady that feeds me told them I was sick and to leave me alone.  She's not always nice.  My cell was carried to a table and I refused to cooperate.  I made them turn the cell upside down and I still held on tight.  I don't even want to tell you where he stuck things, and then he took it out and kept looking at it saying wow!  Hopefully I won't ever go there again. 

 

 

After losing a few pounds and being held down twice a day to get bad tasting crap squirted into my mouth, I'm feeling pretty good.  I'm enjoying the fresh air and freedom, but I'm still getting sympathy and allowed to nap in the house.

 

 

 

 

  My girlfriend and I are still together and she was by my side, helping me through.  We make out a lot.

  

Our son on the other hand, was his usual pain in the ass.  He's so wild and goofy.  But he is good for dusting under the furniture.

The big lady told me how concerned you folks were and I appreciate that very much.  I'm still dirty as heck, but I'm eating and feeling like my old self.

 The big lady forgot I was in the house so I did a little investigating and found a large wood piece that has all this thread and stuff in boxes.  I thought it would be a good place for a nap.  When I heard her calling my name, I decided to stay put and let her think I was outside.  She gets confused a lot, can't make decisions, and can't remember a damn thing.  I was right.  She figured I was outside so I hunkered down and snoozed for a while.  When she opened the door to look through charts, she woke me, and I scared her.  That was fun!  I hear her yelling a lot, even when no one else is around, but this sound was new.  Kind of screechy if you ask me.  So right now I'm shacked up with my girlfriend and we're spending the night inside.  Seems there is an animal that is stealing water dishes including the big heavy stainless ones for the deer.  We think it may be a sick coon so the big one is making us stay in.  Just in case.
So to all you kind folks, thank you again for thinking of me during my illness. 
We'll keep in touch.
 

 

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