Dec 1, 2020

From the past

While looking for old blog photos of my trees and how I decorated them in past years (I never remember to use labels on posts), I came across this.  Seven years ago!!  Will menopause ever end?

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With all the Christmas music playing, it's easy to have one get stuck in your mind.  Mine is Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Sinatra, Taylor, Garland, Carpenter - anyone's!
I have my own version so hum the tune while you read mine.

Have yourself a merry little menopausal Christmas
Let your mood be blue
From now on, your hormones
have control and rule
Have yourself a menopausal Christmas
Make the yuletide fun
From now on, your emotions
tend to sharpen your tongue
Here we are in our olden days
Sane and youthful days long gone
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Now do fear us and move on
Through the years, we all will be together
If the mood allows
Hang a hormone patch upon the highest bough
And have yourself a menopausal Christmas, now

Here we are in the Santa line
With our wishlist in bold pen
Youthful dreams dancing in our heads
of tighter skin and estrogen

Through the years, we'll all become impatient
Fighting tears somehow
Hang a warning sign upon the highest bough
I'll have myself a menopausal Christmas, now.

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7 comments:

Lori from Notforgotten Farm said...

perfect description and yes, I hummed it while I read your hilarious words <3

celkalee said...

Now that is a statement for sure. I hesitate to comment but I was soooooo lucky. My menopause consisted of 3 hot flashes, that's it. In about a month it was over. I cannot fathom dealing with that much longer. I have sharp elbows in my old age, there are some people who would not have survived, just saying.

There were times when this house looked like a Martha Stewart photo shoot. Really, I actually bought the same ornaments. Now, minimal is the name of my game. As soon as this darn snow melts I am out in the woods gathering some branches and cones then call it a day.

Take care, hope you are feeling better!

TheCrankyCrow said...

ROTFLMBO.... I can't believe that your version hasn't become a number 1 hit by now. You need a better agent. ~Robin~

Barb said...

It is going on over 20 years for me. I get woke up at least 3 times every night with hot flashes. My dear step mom said her mother had them till she died at 80! Yep, no hope!

C M Designs said...

My daughter is having symptoms of menopause........at the age of 44...45 in March.
I had no problem whatsoever. I pray she'll have the same good luck.
I don't think this Christmas will be a "merry" one for a lot of folks and not because of menopause. I know it won't be for me.
God bless America !
Hugs,
Charlotte in Va.

Nicki said...

Lol! Yes. It lasted about 6 years for me.

Carol said...

I loved this so much, Marly! I have been having hot flashes for over 20 years now--started menopause at the very, very early age of 42 :( Luckily, I've not had to deal much with the night sweats that are so relentless for some women. But, boy, these hot flashes are never-ending. Just when I get a break and think they are over, they begin again. I find them to be particularly bad when I'm under stress and during the change of seasons--weird! Hang in there ♥

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