Today at the chiropractor's (she is very young and excellent) the doctor inquired what had happened since I was just there last week. I started explaining that I was removing wainscot and the top part was already loose. But when I yanked to get the lower part off, it was held tight and jerked me in.
Yes it has.
"And you had trouble getting it off?"
Parts of it.
"Is that your son?"
Puzzled, I looked around the large room and answered that I don't have kids.
"I know your husband is Mark, so is that your brother?"
What the hell is she talking about?
"Who?" I asked.
"Wayne. The guy whose coat you were taking off."
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24 comments:
Does she know the clerk who didn't know floss came in colors? Maybe they went to the same school.
Robyn
Oh, my gosh, I am laughing so hard. I had to re-read it to fully appreciate her point of view.
Thanks for sharing!
As Heaven is my witness, I don't know how to process that...
it is not nice to make me spew tea all over my desk LOL!!
Shaking my head,over did it, now I have a kink. Thanks for putting a smile on this old wrinkled face.
Out of the mouths of babes ~ and at our age they are babes...lol.
Omg
You can't make this stuff up!
Cherie
Too funny!
And of course she was sincere and serious, Wayne's Mother....
I hope you enlightened her... we learn something new every day.
Thanks for the guffaw.
Blessings
Now that is hilarious!!
You should put up a warning first that reading your narrative could cause people of a certain age to lose control of their bladders due to excessive laughing!!!
Oh dear! I had to read that twice. How crazy! Who would have thought that removing Wayne's coat could be so dangerous! hahaha
I just know that there are all "kinds" out there now.
Had a woman from our post office call me yesterday. I was disgruntled because our postman/woman didn't take my mail that was in a zip lock bag due to it raining "cats and dogs". I had complained to "Post office central" the day before. She went on to tell me that I could always drive to the post office and deposit my mail.
Then I ordered some salt to be delivered for my water softener. I didn't have the correct amount in cash and asked the man if he had the eight dollar difference out of thirty dollars. He said "no", "I'm not a bank".
What's an older lady supposed to do ?
It's a wonder you could stop laughing to have your chiropractic treatment. UGH !
Charlotte in Va.
OMG - too funny :-)
Love it.
Thanks for the smile :) bahahahahaha
Oh, that made my day, Marly! Thanks for the laugh :)
Dying here! The first time I've laughed in days. I would have loved to have seen your face during this. Only you. Thanks for putting happy in my day.
I can't even tell you how much I laughed! Had to share it w/my husband and he howled. Comedy Central couldn't have done it any better! Thanks for the belly laugh
You are always good for a laugh! This is the tops! Still laughing fifteen minutes later! Can't wait to tell the girls at my Stich and Bitch meeting Sat.
Seriously??? I'm LMAO!! Have a great evening!!
OI
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a month of Sundays!
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