Senior Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind
the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
you."
Yes, she says, "I
remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but
good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to
see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of
the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the
old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing,
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me,
but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to
reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence."
And another video of a completely different mask style - love it!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDj3DVWK5QU
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13 comments:
LOL! Now that's funny. We must laugh so we don't cry.
good one!
Omg this cracked me up
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh today, Marly :)
Hysterical!!! Thanks Marly!
Made my day!!
Ha ha....love it. And I really do like that version of a mask...and really good instructions. Would have to use one of your versions of ties though as elastic is as nonexistent as grocery pick-up slots are these days. (Have I said "grrrr" lately???)
Thanks for giving us a great laugh!!!!
Thank you so much Marly -my day started with a good laugh!!!
Stay save and healthy!
Greetings, Truus from Holland
That was a good chuckle!
Marilyn
That was a good one. Didn't know what to expect.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
Had my breakfast of yogurt and granola, then a slice of key lime pie.
YUMMO !
Have a happy day.
Charlotte in Va.
Many thanks for a much needed old fashioned humor laugh......
Thanks for the great laugh!!
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