And so this is family ....
Carole - Could you find a nice pair of golf shoes for Chris? His are in terrible shape and really beat up.
Carole - Could you get a good headlamp for Chris? He could use one when going out to the shed or cleaning snow at night.
Carole - In answer to your question, yes, Chris could definitely use a new ShopVac. His is missing a leg and very old.
Carole - Could you order Mexican jumping beans for Tyler? I know he would love them and even though you told me they only live a few months and require care that he won't give, order them anyway. They'll be alive I'm sure.
Carole - Could you order a boy's youth watch that is digital and has other features? Not expensive cause he is reckless and not cartoony because he is getting older.
Carole - Could you order a Thomas & Friends mini car track? No one is getting one for little Matt.
Carole - Could you order sleeping bags for the kids that have characters for the head pillow? She likes Minnie and Peppa, he likes Thomas and Dash.
Carole - Could you order the tool set from Sears on sale for 199.99? Just found out that's what Matt wants and that's the only one at that price.
Carole - I know you already bought the little ones clothes but they really need snow boots. I can't stand seeing them in the snow with those old shoes and you always buy their shoes, know how to get a bargain, and you can order online because there is probably nothing left in stores since it is TWO DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
Carole - Could you tell Chris that I want a small bird feeder for the back window?
Carole - Could you tell Chris that I want a steamer instead of an iron? A good one?
Carole - This is the wrong tool set. Hmm. Must have two for that price. Could you carry these 340 pieces of metal in a case back to a store, hold it while waiting in line for customer service, and get the 450 piece one? Are you going to therapy today?
Chris - Will you find a small feeder for me to give mom?
Chris - Will you find or order a steamer for me to give mom?
Brother - Could you look for insulated underwear that are heavyweight and all cotton waffle weave? All my others are large because they shrink so even though I am skin and bones, order the large if you find them. If you have coupons. And they're on sale. With free shipping. Dark, not white.
And so this is Christmas...
Chris - Mom was wrong. I have two ShopVacs that I won in golf tournaments and the big one from Dad. Matt's is missing a leg, not mine. I don't need another one.
Chris - Mom was wrong. I have several of these headlamps, powerful bright ones, from work and the fire department. One in the house, one in my car, one in the shed, and a brand new one. I don't need another one.
Chris - Mom was wrong. I have two pairs of golf shoes. Neither leak. They may be beat up but they are comfortable. I don't need another pair.
Carole - Only one of the beans are jumping! The other ten are dead.
Carole - Grandma bought him a BIG Thomas the Train track with cars and a big train that jumps. He won't want this small one.
Carole - They don't want to smash Minnie's/ Dash's face on the sleeping bags. They won't put their heads on the faces.
Carole - Tyler didn't like the watch because he wanted one like his dad has. So the hours you spent looking for a non-cartoony youth's watch with a camo band were for what I wanted him to have and not what he wanted.
Carole - The 450 pieces in the tool set are all over the place. Nothing is in its place, there is a piece missing, and the pivoting doors to hold the drawers in place are missing from the chest. I certainly can't carry something this heavy so you'll have to drive 40 minutes and exchange it for another.
Carole - I love my birdhouse and this is a nice steamer!
Brother - Holy moly these large are enormous. I threw the bags away and cut the tags off, didn't realize they were this huge. Can't wear them. Take them back? Are they still on sale, with a coupon, and free shipping, to order a smaller size?
Me - to one and all, get out of my house.
And so this is stitching ...
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